PEONS AND PEASANTS. HORDES AND HAREMS.

I have made plans to travel through space and time to claim what is rightfully mine, the chain of islands called JAPAN. I will pose as a teacher, but all sacred reality, I will be establishing a new chain of churches wherein all people of Japan will be expected to bow to my every whim, stroke my intellect and surrender virginities. I shall leave my current axis of offense, Denver, on or around November 3rd, 2004. I will then spend a few weeks in my old hunting ground of asluT, Oklahoma where I will be pillaging tithes a little early, rekindling old effigies and collecting the first born for traveling fuel.

On or around November 20th, 2004 - basically whenever I bloody well feel like it - I will leave for Japan and begin the hostile colonization and occupation, starting randomly with the highlighted areas on the right. I will guide you to the correct address in which to send your dues and tithes as soon as I am ready to instruct you.

Woe be to the unbeliever, for they shall have a sore rectum.
Woe be to the blasphemer, for they shall have a nose of color brown.
Woe be to those who do not make appointments for baptism, for yours is the longest line.

Verily I say unto thee: KISS MY BLACK ASS.

HERETICS FAIL. FOLLOWERS HAIL.

MINE,

the immaculate spectacle that is....
MEATLEG

Saturday, SEPTEMBER 25th, 2004